Dumb Ways to Die Song Lyrics - Tangerine Kitty

 Dumb Ways to Die Song Lyrics - Tangerine Kitty

- Dumb Ways to Die Lyrics -

Set fire to your hair

Poke a stick at a grizzly bear

Eat medicine that's out of date

Use your private parts as Piranha bait

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Get your toast out with a fork

Do your own electrical work

Teach your self how to fly

Eat a two-week-old unrefrigerated pie

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Invite a psycho killer inside

Scratch a drug dealer's brand-new ride

Take your helmet off in outer space

Use a clothes dryer as a hiding place

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Keep a rattle snake as a pet

Sell both your kidneys on the internet

Eat a tube of superglue

I wonder, what's this red button do?

Dumb ways to die

So many dumb ways to die

Dumb ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb ways to die

Dress up like a moose during hunting season

Disturb a nest of wasps for no good reason

Stand on the edge of a train station platform

Drive around the boom gates at a level crossing

Run across the tracks between the platforms

They may not rhyme, but they're quite possibly

The dumbest ways to die

The dumbest ways to die

Dumbest ways to die-ie-ie

So many dumb

So many dumb ways to die

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